So I was cruising around WedMD today trying to figure out if I had mono or not, when the Top 12 Health Topics for Men caught my eye.
They were:
1. Prostate Cancer (Understandable)
2. Weight Lifting (...k)
3. Chantix Warning (No clue what that is, but it sounds legitimate)
4. 'Cloverfield' Illness (...WHAT?!)
5. Male Enhancement (Of course)
6. Lose the Gut (Again, understandable)
7. Virtual Sex (LOL WHAT?!)
8. Soda Risk (When Dr. Pepper goes bad)
9. Heart Attack Symptoms (Very good to know)
10. Walnuts (They're killers! Really!)
11. Low Libido (Awwww)
12. Testosterone
I told this to one of my friends, and she said, "So clearly people only use WebMD for sex and ridiculously stupid problems."
Still intrigued, I clicked on the link to "Virtual Sex". I still can't decided if it's hilarious or awful. You'll have to be your own judge and decide.
-- Mandy
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Just a day later, here's the new top 12.
1Vytorin & Zetia (the huh?)
2Frostbite (too much of #3 in the cold, I guess)
3Male Enhancement
4Morgellons Disease (Magellan?)
5Growth Hormone (#3 again)
6Lose the Gut (so "down there" will look bigger)
7Testosterone (steroids shrink the sacks, guys, and #3 ain't gonna fix that)
8Adult Circumcision (enlarge, implant, uplift, trim, tighten- plastic surgery for your penis!)
9Antidepressants (after reading up on all those issus, I'd be depressed, too)
10Enlarged Prostate (wait, I thought you WANTED it bigger!)
11Live 14 Years Longer (but only if #3 somehow also made you more attractive)
12MRSA (finally! something both recognizable AND legitimate)
F.
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