Tragedy continues to strike female NCC students!
In a heartbreaking continuation of events, skanky co-eds have reported a complete inability to earn some special “extra credit” from any of their professors. Despite their continued searching, not a single professor, male or female, has turned out to be “lonely” and willing to provide “one-on-one tutoring” to help students get their grade up. Most drastic of all, even the older married professors who surely should be going through mid-life crises right about now, still maintain that they are in love with their wives. Their wives, for crissake! 40, 50, possibly 60 year old graying matrons, pooched out from childbirth, decades of wedded life, and a staid existence on a professor’s salary! How could they possibly compete in any way to young, nubile, co-eds, eager to learn, please, and achieve at least a C on their midterm? It’s a sorry, crying shame when even rich