by Chad Comello
THIS JUST IN...
Junior Alyssa Vincent complained recently about the new freshmen students being so damn loud all the time: “Those kids with their loud rock music and immature chit-chat… when will we get some peace and quiet?!” Freshmen students were unavailable for comment.
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You forgot to mention her constant slurring of words, sporadic hiccuping, and the bottle of Jack in her hands. Otherwise, good job!
Hahahaha....my sister. The raging alcoholic.
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